Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Do unto others, then run.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

I eat only vegetables and fruit, and to me it's the most aspirational diet because it's so easy. It's quite simple, the cooking I do.

When your love contracts in anger, the atmosphere itself feels threatening. But when you're expansive, no matter what the weather, you're in an open, windy field with friends.

'Arrested Development' is great; Mitch Hurwitz is great. Plus, it's the one show I've ever had where, on the small parts, he just let me cast people.

Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy.

Music television is all about the media-oriented version of what it is to be a rock star; it's not about what Bob Dylan or Jimi Hendrix were about - which included great images, sure, but they had spiritual and political and revolutionary content, too.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

If we can go some way to creating a vibrant anaerobic digestion industry here in the U.K., we will be reaching our goals both in terms of economics and the environment.

Be who you are and say what you want for those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.

A role like I had on 'Parks and Rec,' to me, is very easy to understand, and that's something that I can do with my eyes closed.

I meet with people in the industry on an ongoing basis.

If we all went to Google right now, or went to Yelp right now, we'd all get the same results, and that seems really, really broken to me. Foursquare should understand the neighborhoods I've spent a lot of time in, and the restaurants that I went to once but never went back to.

Nevadans, and all Americans, are resilient. Overcoming adversity is a part of our national heritage.

Unlike the ambiguity of life, the ambiguity of language does reach a limit.

Moreover, as we live in an era of the ascendancy of democracy and human rights, we must see that Taiwan has been a vibrant democracy with a democratically elected president and legislature.

I just want to serve Colombia.

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

I loved music and dance, and that was exciting to me.

The question of modernization is central to disturbances in the Middle East and in Africa. Everyone is after modernization, no matter where they come from. But you have to be careful about it, and more importantly, you have to have sense about it.

I think ultimately I make people happy: Whether I'm doing the stage show, giving somebody a makeover, or designing clothing, the end goal is to make people smile.

I like boys. I am not foreign; I was born and raised in Hickory County, Mo.

Trillions of dollars in out-of-control entitlement spending cannot be remedied by cuts in NASA, or even in the entire discretionary budget, defense included. Rather, the financial bleeding needs to be staunched where the hole is and nowhere else.

All of us blossom when we feel loved and wither when we do not feel loved.

Nothing crushes freedom as substantially as a tank.