Billy Mays

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

Long live your laundry!

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

The best things in life are free and 19.95.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

I've done well for myself.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

The infomercial business has been good to me.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

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I love beautiful wood.