You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

Hi, Billy Mays here for...

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

I love beautiful wood.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

I've done well for myself.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

Long live your laundry!

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

The infomercial business has been good to me.

The best things in life are free and 19.95.

False shame accompanies a man that is poor, shame that either harms a man greatly or profits him; shame is with poverty, but confidence with wealth.

The whole aspect of cinema and film festivals should be a moment to come together and celebrate art and humanity. It would be a shame if there was such a divide.

A great wind swept over the ghetto, carrying away shame, invisibility and four centuries of humiliation. But when the wind dropped people saw it had been only a little breeze, friendly, almost gentle.

You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame.

Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.

To say of shame - what is it? Of virtue - we can miss it; Of sin-we can kiss it, And it's no longer sin.

Once we realize that imperfect understanding is the human condition there is no shame in being wrong, only in failing to correct our mistakes.

The voice of the intelligence is drowned out by the roar of fear. It is ignored by the voice of desire. It is contradicted by the voice of shame. It is biased by hate and extinguished by anger. Most of all it is silenced by ignorance.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

That's the trouble with anything which essentially has a lot of bits that are physically impossible: You're left, stuck, in the studio. And that's a shame. You're making a movie. You don't want it to stay put, you want it to be a movie - to move.

Toil is no source of shame; idleness is shame.

It's a shame the Manchester United situation turned sour.

But I don't think there has ever been anything written on the nature of violent man as deep and as thorough as Shakespeare's Titus. I think it puts all modern movies and modern exploitations of violence to shame.

Nature soaks every evil with either fear or shame.

Our own theological Church, as we know, has scorned and vilified the body till it has seemed almost a reproach and a shame to have one, yet at the same time has credited it with power to drag the soul to perdition.

People say, oh it's a shame, you're not nostalgic about the '60s. Well actually, it's quite good, when you think of it. Wouldn't it be sad if I was sitting here wishing it back?

Honor and shame from no condition rise. Act well your part: there all the honor lies.

You can cry, ain't no shame in it.

Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art.

I also know how to ask people for money and I have no shame about doing that.

It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians have to get hurt in wars, otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy way to rid the human race of unneeded trash.

It's a shame to call somebody a 'diva' simply because they work harder than everybody else.

We hope we are moving toward a world where sexual orientation is not an issue, because we hate the idea of a gay ghetto. I think that it's a real shame that people become restricted by their sexuality or define their whole lives by their sexuality.

I was doing a children's book on self-esteem, and I really felt like I wanted to shed the shame I'd been feeling - and maybe make it easier for women my age who had probably felt bad about themselves.

It's a big shame, because 'Trixter' in my mind were what a real rock n' roll band is all about.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.