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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
If you havent any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
If you havent got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
Bob Hope
You haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Bob Hope
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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My idea of Christmas whether old fashioned or modern is very simple loving others. Come to think of it why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things "not the great occasions "give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I grew up with six brothers. Thats how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it.
Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things not the great occasions that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
Bob Hope
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing
Bob Hope
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
You know youre getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Bob Hope
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bob Hope
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope
If you watch a game its fun. If you play at it its recreation. If you work at it its golf.
Bob Hope

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