Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

A friend in need is a pest.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Remember folks fish are like relatives. After two days they stink.

Sephora is a mecca for cosmetics, and it supports what I enjoy: You go into the store, and touch it, and try it, and love it. I've never bought anything on the Internet. I like experience.

You have to succeed as a young actor, then as a dad actor, those would be my 'Harvey Moon' years, then as an old actor.

Eccentricity is developed monomania.

You cant coach guts and commitment.

I don't know where streaming will go in the future. The analytics that we're seeing tell us that streaming is the next thing, and downloads are going down. I feel like with the history of this platform, from vinyl to where we are now, it just seems like the next logical step.

There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

For those broadcasters who are less than responsible, the FCC needs to have sharper teeth to enforce the law.

All true happiness, pure joy, sweet bounties, and unclouded pleasure are contained within the knowledge and love of God.

Growing up in Ireland, when my family received important news, good or bad, we would boil water and make tea. It was the first thing I did when my father died in 1984. This ritual allowed me a moment to take in the enormity of what had happened.

The weather today is an increasing trend towards denial.

I've learned how to make a nice souffle, a little mac and cheese.

There is always a mix of apprehension and excitement before you try songs out on a new audience.

Without computers, in the 17th century, we could classify the entire animal kingdom... there was this idea of the speciation, right? And now, all a search engine is is essentially the mathematical speciation of ideas - and these things really derive from the way that language is used and the way words relate.

Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength mastering yourself is true power.

America's ranchers and farmers produce the highest-quality products in the world.

Have a little faith, kick a little dirt.

A director makes 100 decisions an hour. Students ask me how you know how to make the right decision, and I say to them, 'If you don't know how to make the right decision, you're not a director.'

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

I am extremely involved in the design process of both my brands, Winter Kate and House of Harlow 1960.

Honor and shame from no condition rise act well your part there all the honor lies.

Just about anyone can make a good product, but it's the people that count. In the end, it's the employees who will take it from a kitchen-table idea to the next level. There are a lot of important things in business, but the people portion comes first.

Back in those early days when I began my apprenticeship as a poet, I also tried to voice our anger, spirit of defiance and resistance in a Jamaican poetic idiom.

I wanted to wash off the experience of Africa but obviously I couldn't because that's who I was.

If you rile a tiger, he's going to show his claws.