Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

A friend in need is a pest.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Remember folks fish are like relatives. After two days they stink.

Recognize that on certain days the greatest grace is that the day is over and you get to close your eyes. Tomorrow comes more brightly.

True love does not only encompass the things that make you feel good, it also holds you to a standard of accountability.

In terms of the movie business, being in a 'Lord of the Rings' has given me more interesting options as work.

After a hard day choosing to do something to help you feel better as opposed to staying in a bad mood is a healthy skill.

The late '70's and early '80s is the zenith of a certain craftsmanship in sound recording.

In 1998, I set up and directed a research group at the Nanotechnology Institute newly created in the Research Center of Karlsruhe. This allowed to offer to former post-doctoral coworkers the opportunity to develop and to progressively set up independent research activities in nanoscience and nanotechnology.

We have to embrace the good over the bad. That has to be one's personal project.

My subcommittee will be thoroughly investigating this issue and demanding answers from Census officials on allegations that the Census Bureau is changing the wording of survey questions used to determine our nation's annual report on health insurance coverage.

You have to listen to the people who have a negative opinion as well as those who have positive opinion. Just to make sure that you are blending all these opinions in your mind before a decision is made.

I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.

Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things.

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey

My dad was a very conservative Republican businessman, so obviously I considered it a problem when I realized I was a lesbian.

I think listening to real classic soul material made me learn how to feel music that's sung.

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

If a woman gets tough in negotiations, she's difficult, whereas a man would be considered a brilliant businessman.

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

The man who could go to Africa and rob her of her children, and then sell them into interminable bondage, with no other motive than that which is furnished by dollars and cents, is so much worse than the most depraved murderer that he can never receive pardon at my hand.

I do a lot of things for effect, which is not to say I am superficial, but that I know how to put ideas across.

Turkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to the habitations of men, as I have constantly observed in all my travels.

We like to categorize things into showy things and deep things, you know, and things that are high music - important music - and shallow music. And I think that's dangerous, because there's often a mix of both.

E-mail also changed things in that you don't have to write a full document to discuss something. You can just send an e-mail to a list.

It's so important to understand your good attendance ups your chances of graduating.

Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan.