I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

A friend in need is a pest.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Remember folks fish are like relatives. After two days they stink.

I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating.

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

Art, whose honesty must work through artifice, cannot avoid cheating truth.

I stuck with that size because I could bend the strings so well, and somewhere along the line I must have gotten it into my mind that I had small hands, so I was thinking I'd never be able to play a full-scale guitar, but I also felt like I was cheating or cutting corners.

This empire, unlike any other in the history of the world, has been built primarily through economic manipulation, through cheating, through fraud, through seducing people into our way of life, through the economic hit men. I was very much a part of that.

In athletics there's always been a willingness to cheat if it looks like you're not cheating. I think that's just a quirk of human nature.

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.

Well, when I think of steroids I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously.

Drug use, within entire teams continues unabated. It is planned and deliberate cheating, with complex methods, sophisticated substances and techniques, and the active complicity of doctors, scientists, team officials and riders. There is nothing accidental about it.

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.

I still think my whole career was accidental. I didn't pursue it. I feel like I'm cheating sometimes.

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.

Recognition should come to the reporter who uncovers public cheating or proves a convicted man innocent.

And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Amplifying acoustic instruments more than a little is really cheating, and everything becomes a compromise.

I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are.

You can't really describe how difficult it is to deal with. It is any athlete's worst nightmare to be accused of cheating by taking drugs. It really is very difficult to put into words how it makes you feel.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

I'd be cheating everyone here, the staff and rest of my teammates, if I wasn't able to stay on top of my work. It was almost like therapy, to come back and get in an environment I'm comfortable with.

Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.

I think people who sample are cheating. It is like people who do collages. Use all of your own stuff.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy.