Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

Gentlemen you cant fight in here This is the War Room

To be inspired is great, to inspire is incredible.

There is no society ever discovered in the remotest corner of the world that has not had something that we would consider the arts. Visual arts - decoration of surfaces and bodies - appears to be a human universal.

I have decided to make a personal message to David Haye. I want him to fight me, to be a man. I wish there will be enough excitement, pressure and courage for David Haye to fight me.

I don't back down. Like, I don't know how to flop. That's never been a part of my game. For me to know if a guy likes to turn left shoulder or right shoulder in the post, I have an advantage. Or if he likes to go left all the time, I have an advantage. Or if he can't make open jump shots, I have an advantage.

I style my roles mostly with some help from my team of stylists.

An insignificant right becomes important when it is assailed.

Art is an expression of who we are, what we believe, and what we dream about.

Only a handful of professional football athletes have had a signature shoe, unlike in basketball where there have been a number of guys.

My biggest dream is to win four Majors in a year.

How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.

If money and material things become the center of our lives, they seize us and make us slaves.

Abundance is a state of mind, more than a reflection of wealth.

In real life, I don't fall in love with the guy who wines and dines me, I fall in love with the flaws and the humanity.

Hurtling the Pentagon into an unprecedented budgetary meltdown is horrifically irresponsible. Obama doesn't care. This is war - not against the Taliban, but war against the GOP. He has Republicans on the ropes, and that's a victory he savors and desires - unlike Afghanistan, where he seems only to want to turn tail.

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.

Actually, I only have a few friends in real life. And when I say friends, I'm referring to those people who I've known since the 1960s.

If the music in a groove fits with what you're playing, then play it; if not, then you can play it backwards. If that doesn't work, you try it at a different speed. If it really doesn't work you just break it. The whole ritual to put a record on a turntable just to listen to it, I don't do that too often.

You achieve because you're lucky to work with people who are very talented.

Personally, I don't think it is acceptable to manipulate the human germline for the purpose of changing some genetic traits that will be transmitted over generations.

You want your mind to be boggled. That is a pleasure in and of itself. And it's more a pleasure if it's boggled by something that you can then demonstrate is really, really true.

The death of a child occasions a passion of grief and frantic tears such as your end brother reader will never inspire.

We have to sell a gameplan, and you have to be enthusiastic, and you have to have energy come Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

For me, getting older doesn't mean throwing away a favourite-coloured lipstick or a fabulous pair of boots; instead, it's about harnessing all the great things I have learnt over the years about what does and doesn't suit me, and enjoying the way in which cleverly selected outfits can enhance the nice bits.

As soon as I have got flying to perfection, I have got a scheme about a steam engine.