Chi Chi Rodriguez

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

Dont look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.