When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

Dont look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government, who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you.

A good husband makes a good wife.

It's always been really important for me to try to maintain a balanced life, professional and personal, and this was absolutely something that my husband and I had hoped for.

I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it.

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl.

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Nobody teaches you to be a father. Nobody teaches you to be a husband. Nobody teaches you how to be a star. You have to learn to work with the tools.

A true king is neither husband nor father; he considers his throne and nothing else.

Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way.

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

I'm not resigning, and I'm going to try very hard to go back to work a better man and a better husband too.

Again, I shall be told that the law presumes the husband to be kind, affectionate, and ready to provide for and protect his wife. But what right, I ask, has the law to presume at all on the subject?

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.

Donald, my husband, considers himself a feminist.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time.

Women who have had no lovers, or having had one, two or three, have not found a husband, have perhaps rather had a miss than a loss, as men go.

I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.

I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back.

Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.