If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

Early experiences convinced me that animals can and do have quite distinct personalities.

I have come to know Bugs so well that I no longer have to think about what he is doing in any situation.

I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.

Anyone can negatively criticize - it is the cheapest of all comment because it requires not a modicum of the effort that suggestion requires.

Mark Twain's Roughing It is a book that many people don't know about, but I highly recommend to anybody at any age.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out.

If you start with character, you probably will end up with good drawings.

Comedy is a very, very, very stringent business.

The whole essence of good drawing - and of good thinking, perhaps - is to work a subject down to the simplest form possible and still have it believable for what it is meant to be.

A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry; once he's satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together.

Painting does what we cannot do - it brings a three-dimensional world into a two-dimensional plane.

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke.

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.

The Coyote is limited, as Bugs is limited, by his anatomy.

Well, directing is doing the key drawings, not the key animation, mind you.

Once you have heard a strange audience burst into laughter at a film you directed, you realize what the word joy is all about.

When critics sit in judgment it is hard to tell where justice leaves off and vengeance begins.

Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity.

In 1918, when I was 6 or 7 years old, radio was just coming into use in the Great War.

The only thing an adult can give a child is time.

Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.

There's only one test of a great children's book, or a great children's film, and that is this: If it can be read or viewed with pleasure by adults, then it has the chance to be a great children's film, or a great children's book.

Each character represented a trait that resides in me.

We must not confuse distortion with innovation; distortion is useless change, art is beneficial change.

I started reading when I was about three, a little over three.

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant critic: laughter.

The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds - the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall.

I'm still astonished that somebody would offer me a job and pay me to do what I wanted to do.

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.

Disney was not a good animator, he didn't draw well at all, but he was always a great idea man, and a good writer.

Animation means to invoke life, not to imitate it.

Animation isn't the illusion of life; it is life.

A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door hes the person who opens a door funny.

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when hes asleep.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

I think we will have a boy baby and he will be born on the 20th of August. Everyone else has a girl baby and at times I don't believe I should mind having a little Phyllis Dawn but Dearest wants a boy and I do.

In fact I have nightmares about having children. I want to carry a baby and feel the life within me and in my dream, I do. But every time after it's born, there's this incredible fear, this pounding pulse of fear. It's a real bad nightmare.

Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here faster. Get off the clock. Just 'cause the baby is my reason for living, my reason for coming to work.

Well ironically my last three roles have all been a mother. One was a Canadian film where the baby was taken away because she is a drug addict, in Irish Jam I play a mother to a four year old. I think in the future I'll be able to handle the role with a lot more depth.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.

I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby.