Claudette Colbert

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well They have the same enemy the mother.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

It matters more whats in a womans face than whats on it.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.