I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.

I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

It matters more whats in a womans face than whats on it.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well They have the same enemy the mother.

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy.

I'd always been a science fiction enthusiast.

There is not to be found, in all history, any miracle attested by a sufficient number of men, of such unquestioned good sense, education and learning, as to secure us against all delusion in themselves.

Better to see something once than hear about it a thousand times.

I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can.

There is no doubt that the majority of Kansas Citians are happy with their three-terminal airport. I will advocate in Washington for our city to keep its unique airport as long as we want it.

I love rap.

Sometimes we have to go through the darkness alone, before we can see the light.

I represent what I think is a traditional Republican... a limited government, fiscal responsibility, strong national defense, individual freedom and liberty.

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

We all have goals and dreams. Say them aloud to yourself; if they don’t sound slightly impossible then they aren’t set high enough.

You must change your approach in order to change your results.

The fall of 1912 my fielding was above the average, but my hitting was not so good. However, I was the talk of the town because of my peculiar way of catching a fly ball. They later named it the Vest-Pocket Catch.

When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time.

I never make notes; just a few small details when I'm writing, but nothing much. The plot is never written down. I will tell the story to myself, but I won't plan it. I'll speak the narrative in my head for a while.

In every aspect of life, including the economic dimension, we are always challenged to do the right thing. In many cases in the market system, which allows a great deal of latitude for human choice, people can get carried away to excess.

People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.

I was a grad student at UC Berkeley when I bought my Apple II and it suddenly because a lot more interesting than school.

We are seeing the beginning of things. Web 2.0 is broadband. Web 3.0 is 10 gigabits a second.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

My wife forever has made fun of my Yanni CD that I had in college.

I was working my first adult job, a quasi journalistic job, writing content for a website. In the offices, we had banks of TVs, papers, a constant media stream, which was unusual for 2001.

Women want to drive and they are taking actual steps towards that.

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crisis maintain their neutrality.