Dane Cook

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

I'm a late-night guy.

I get so into the moment.

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.