Dean Martin

When asked for his hangover cure, I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt.