If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.

If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt.

Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When asked for his hangover cure, I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I always liked No. 10 because I loved Zidane. He was my role model. I always wanted to play like him.

Stereotypes, they're sensual, cultural weapons. That's the way that we attack people. At an artistic level, stereotypes are terrible writing.

There can be no 'graduated exercises in drawing' leading up to an artistic creation. That goal can be attained only through the development of mechanical technique and through the freedom of the spirit.

Some writers can produce marvelous plots without planning it out, but I can't. In particular I need to know the structure of a novel: what's going to happen in each chapter and each scene.

I think good suspense and horror is really about creating situations that are relatable, and throwing a wrench in it and watching how people respond to it.

I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

The benefit of the radio is, something beyond your realm of knowledge can surprise you, can enter your realm of knowledge.

For me, making films is about trying to work something out by myself in quite a lonely way. I find the whole thing very lonely really.

My demo was terrible, I sounded like a chipmunk. I was so young.

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you its going to be a butterfly.

Nature is ever at work building and pulling down, creating and destroying, keeping everything whirling and flowing, allowing no rest but in rhythmical motion, chasing everything in endless song out of one beautiful form into another.

To work on great material, what you really end up working on is yourself, your own humanity.

The best things in life are free. The second best things are very very expensive.

You will never understand bureaucracies until you understand that for bureaucrats procedure is everything and outcomes are nothing.

I was interested in a lot of subjects from very early on. And that's uniquely Chicano because every Chicano I knew always had three jobs.

I can promote until I am blue in the face, but ultimately nobody knows what makes a hit.

Yesterday is gone and took away its tale. Today we must live a fresh story again.

Our inquiring friends and neighbors not of our faith can also catch the wave. We encourage them to keep all that is good and true in their lives. And we invite them to receive more, especially the glorious truth that through God's eternal plan, families can be together forever.

The film, even when we were making it in that budget range, which was really a coup - we got it made because we pitched it to the studio head, Joe Roth.

My theater nerd world and my comic friend world are colliding... That's the thing that I was nerdy about, was theatre. I wasn't as much into the comic book stuff. So it's fun to see there are people that are into that that are also theatre nerds like me.

A lot of my fans are young and hip and enjoy my pop album and know the lyrics to those songs as well, which is a real compliment to me.

The cynic is his own worst enemy. It requires far less skill to run a wrecking company than it does to be an architect.

I think I have a very detailed sense of observation. I am interested in the details of people's lives and what information these details give.

A still tongue makes a happy life.