Delia Ephron

It consists entirely of people who are not related by blood, many of whom can't stand each other.

In Los Angeles, by the time you're 35, you're older than most of the buildings.

Children are a house's enemy. They don't mean to be - they just can't help it. It's their enthusiasm, their energy, their naturally destructive tendencies.

Your basic extended family today includes your ex husband or wife your exs new mate your new mate possibly your new mates ex and any new mate that your new mates ex has acquired.

If you are a stepparent, rush right out and get yourself a dog. Because it's very nice to have someone in the house that loves you.