Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

There is no bad in good.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.

Smile, it's free therapy.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Death is the final wake-up call.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

If food were free, why work?

Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Growing old is not growing up.

Love is a given, hatred is acquired.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.