I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.

I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.

Eternity looks grander and kinder if time grow meaner and more hostile.

I'd say that the whole 'sitting on the Iron Throne' experience is intended to be a novelty for people who don't have that many encounters with thrones in their day to day lives.

Paying interest on reserve balances enables the Fed to break the strong link between the quantity of reserves and the level of the federal funds rate and, in turn, allows the Federal Reserve to control short-term interest rates when reserves are plentiful.

We are least open to precise knowledge concerning the things we are most vehement about.

If you can imagine it You can achieve it. If you can dream it you can become it.

My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo.

Every role you play is literally - and I've said this before - every single role that you play, the only way you can connect to that character is because that was a piece of you that was scattered around that yard, almost like we got caught up in some whirlwind.

Mindfulness can be summed up in two words: pay attention. Once you notice what you're doing, you have the power to change it.

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?

A mans home is his wifes castle.

We've built six schools in Colombia and do work in South Africa and Haiti. We teach 5,000 students.

The one thing I've always done is to try not to overcomplicate anything.

Nowadays, it's like two different arenas, recording and touring. When I started way back in the day, doing both was nothing, you didn't have to think about it, the road and recording.

I always say centered food equals centered behavior.

People in general are used to seeing me as the naughty girl because that's what they've always cast me as.

You know, after all these years, it's just like we are who we are and it's a struggle for me and sometimes I'm heavier and sometimes I'm thinner.

I've always felt that really good prequels should be original movies.

I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane.

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

I listened to classical guitar and Spanish guitar, as well as jazz guitar players, rock and roll and blues. All of it. I did the same thing with my voice.

Go and get your things, "he said." "Dreams mean work."

Most people give up just when theyre about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown.