Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?

But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.

Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance

I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It's because of them I'm doing it myself.

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".

Freedom is always at the beginning and not at the end.

I believe for the first time in history entrepreneurship is now a viable career.

The strongest drug that exists for a human is another human being.

The reason why I am proud of my part in the punk movement is that I think it really did implant a message that was already there. The hippies told it to me, but punk made it something cool for people to stand up for, which is that we do not believe government, that we are against government.

From Borges, those wonderful gaucho stories from which I learned that you can be specific as to a time and place and culture and still have the work resonate with the universal themes of love, honor, duty, betrayal, etc. From Amiri Baraka, I learned that all art is political, although I don't write political plays.

The best doctor is the one you run to and cant find.

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

The most tedious details are the most like dreams.

It's real easy to manufacture what you think the people want to hear. But that's not very honest.

Every citizen in every country in the world now grows up in two nations. Their own and Hollywood.

I can imagine there is going to come a time when someone will do 13 hours of a story without breaks.

The only time I ever met a character that I wrote was when I met Ian McKellan, when he was playing Magneto in the 'X-Men' movies.

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

The trick was looking past the illusion because the exit was never as far away as it seemed.

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more.

The MC that we love are usually the ones that we consider be kinda heartless, like 50 Cent. That's pretty much the prowess and power of an MC. That's what sells.

Examples one finds in the philosophical literature are somebody who's seen the trial of a child of theirs, where they're being proved guilty of some crime that would drive the parent into a depression, maybe a suicidal depression.

During times of persistent hardship is when the warrior learns the most about his fortitude.

How happy I am to go to the front at last. To do my bit. To prove with my life what I think I feel.

If your compliments are making women feel uncomfortable scared anxious annoyed or harassed youre probably not doing them right.

The Office for Budget Responsibility correctly stay out of the political debate and do not assess the long-term costs and benefits of E.U. membership.