An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

Sex is a two-way treat.

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have for instance.

Bravery is being the only one who knows youre afraid.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency theyre going to catch you in next.

Untold suffering seldom is.

Honest criticism is hard to take particularly from a relative a friend an acquaintance or a stranger.

Its a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Anybody who doesnt know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Anybody who doesnt know what soap tastes like never washed a dog

The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it.

You can learn many things from chidren. How much patience you have for instance.

You are what you eat. For example if you eat garlic youre apt to be a hermit.

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

Tact is the art of building a fire under people without making their blood boil.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values and witnesses.