Let's go to the bathroom.

Do you need to go to the toilet?

Do you need to wee (pee)?

Do you need to poo? Is your tummy sore?

It looks like you need to wee. Come, I'll go with you. It will be quick. Let's go together.

Come on, I can see you need it.

You don't want to wet your pants again.

It's OK if you wet the bed sometimes.

Let's just make extra sure we wee before bed though. Even when you think you don't need it, just sit on the toilet and see what might come.

You will not solve global climate change by hitting the delete button.

To find out a girls faults praise her to her girlfriends.

Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

You have young men of color in many communities who are more likely to end up in jail or in the criminal justice system than they are in a good job or in college. And, you know, part of my job, that I can do, I think, without any potential conflicts, is to get at those root causes.

Cities are, first of all, seats of the highest economic division of labor.

Most food you drop is still perfectly edible. If it was in your eyesight the whole time, you can pick it up and eat it.

More and more people are seeing the films on computers - lousy sound, lousy picture - and they think they've seen the film, but they really haven't.

Whatever I'm writing comes organically out of my life.

If I die tomorrow, I've done the two hardest things anybody can do in this life with the least amount of security - music and acting - and I've had success in both. I can't really complain. I try not to live my life that way.

Artists talk in 'art speak.'

To be perfect, one lacks only a defect.

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

You in the West have been sold the idea that the only options in the Arab world are between authoritarian regimes and Islamic jihadists. That's obviously bogus.

When you have adversity and you have pain, you never feel more alone than you do at that moment. And you can be surrounded by hundreds of thousands of people.

A lot of these catchers don't understand that they are blocking the plate and they don't have the ball. You're not allowed to block the plate without the ball.

Of course, violence will not end with our combat mission. Extremists will continue to set off bombs, attack Iraqi civilians and try to spark sectarian strife. But ultimately, these terrorists will fail to achieve their goals.

I've never been on a fad diet.

Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

Anthony Hopkins says you just keep acting. Do it all the time and eventually it will happen. He got his break, after all, by taking a role nobody else wanted. A cannibal!

Whenever I'm being invited to the New York City Marathon like today, I need to think twice because I know it's a very tough race.

America has to ask itself not what it wants, but what it can afford.

Women who have had no lovers, or having had one, two or three, have not found a husband, have perhaps rather had a miss than a loss, as men go.