Graham Kennedy

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.

There are no limits, love, there are no limits.

I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.

Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.

You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.

Don't get too close, it hurts.

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.