Don't get too close, it hurts.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.

There are no limits, love, there are no limits.

I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.

Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.

You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.

Don't get too close, it hurts.

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak.

I met a congressman who claimed that he could introduce me to two people who saw Amelia Earhart.

Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers.

When you lose a person you love so much, surviving the loss is difficult.

Erotica is simply high-class pornography; better produced, better conceived, better executed, better packaged, designed for a better class of consumer.

To align with our new strategy to enhance the Windows device ecosystem, we are integrating Microsoft Mobile Device Sales (MMDS) underneath the Consumer Channels Group (CCG).

I have about 50 guitars around the house. I can't take more than a few steps without finding one to pick up.

I keep my diet low in carbohydrates and high in protein.

Losing your honor in a persons eye is tantamount losing it for entire humanity.

I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's like, 'Oh please, get a room.'

We lived many lives in those whirling campaigns, never sparing ourselves; yet when we achieved, and the new world dawned, the old men came out again and took our victory to re-make in the likeness of the former world they knew.

Any great achievement is preceded by many difficulties and many lessons; great achievements are not possible without them.

My mother was a single mom, and most of the women I know are strong.

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Collaboration is something I missed at one point in The Shins. I really wanted to have that experience again, you know, not having everything rely on me. I wanted to have a partner.

I only ever worked on interiors, and an interior is an interior. I don't know what they did about exteriors.

As I spent tons of time with customers, not just in the United States, but in emerging markets, in Europe, in Latin America, top of mind for everybody is how do they drive growth for their business going forward.

Remember, China is the largest country in the world, so they have the confidence, the capital and resources to create large companies.

America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones.

We know what works. Freedom Works. We know what's right. Freedom is right.

It's easy to fall into the trap of assuming that a new technology is very similar to its predecessors. A new technology is often perceived as the linear extension of the previous one, and this leads us to believe the new technology will fill the same roles - just a little faster or a little smaller or a little lighter.

I try to speak of a love that not necessarily romantic. I think there is so much love between people and so much love people want to give but it's harder and harder these days to show that, to celebrate that, you know?

Hearing things like 'Wake Up' by Lora Logic, or the Raincoats' 'In Love' - that was something I wasn't prepared for. I couldn't hear anything that came before it in the music, and I didn't want to. I was absolutely in love with its out-of-nowhereness.