Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.

There are no black people in Iraq, so how will they know who to shoot at?

Why do we need another station where everyone has a gun? We already have BET.

I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.

If you spend five minutes with me or watch me try to balance my checkbook, you can only imagine the disaster I would make of anyone's legal issues.

It's hard to distinguish when I was actually struggling from when I only felt like I was struggling - which was pretty much always.

Little did I know that earning a living at stand-up is the hardest thing you can do. But once I started doing it, I just loved it, and I realized that I was actually kinda good at it, and then that was it.

Some people are just really goofy kind of guitar acts, and they go out and do these colleges and start making a fortune pretty early on. And other people - I know guys who are great comics, who've done the Letterman show many times, who still barely pay their bills.

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.

The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.

The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude.

The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny.

If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

How many of you text message? It's a great way of not communicating.

Hats off to starting a franchise younger than we all did in 'Twilight' and keeping your cool. The 'Harry Potter' men and women had, what, a 10-year run?

I knew if I stayed in London my whole life would be dancing. I'd won almost every major title you can. I thought 'This really isn't my passion. I really want to sing,' and I knew I wouldn't be able to if I stayed there.

I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.

I squeeze oranges every morning to make juice.

I always knew the way in was Bruce Wayne. It wasn't Batman. It was never Batman. That was the key.

It's a small world. No matter what the circumstances, be nice to everyone, as you never know who you're going to see again.

Once you accept that we're all imperfect, it's the most liberating thing in the world. Then you can go around making mistakes and saying the wrong thing and tripping over on the street and all that and not feel worried.

Education is the process in which we discover that learning adds quality to our lives. Learning must be experienced.

The Obamas, especially Michelle, have radiated the sense that Americans do not appreciate what they sacrifice by living in a gilded cage. They've forgotten Rule No. 1 of politics: No one sheds tears for anyone lucky enough to live at the White House.

The ugly is very appealing to man. It's instinct. One shrinks from the ugly, yet wants to look at it. There's a devilish fascination in it. We extract pleasure from horror.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

I like to just think of myself as a normal person who just has a passion, has a goal and a dream and goes out and does it. And that's really how I've always lived my life.

We need more good jobs that reward hard work with rising wages, dignity, and a ladder to a better life.

We believe that the farm should be building 'forgiveness' into the ecosystem. What does that mean? That a more forgiving ecosystem is one that can better handle drought, flood, disease, pestilence.

Desire is the key to motivation, but it's the determination and commitment to unrelenting pursuit of your goal - a commitment to excellence - that will enable you to attain the success you seek.

You don't have to get ready if you stay ready, alright? I'm always in the gym, always training, all the time.

If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.

I definitely think there could be stricter teen driving laws.

A lot of dreams can turn to nightmares... if you don't really work them.

I'm the kind of guy who, I need a watch that tells me what day it is. I need to know it's Friday on my watch. I need to look at it and go, 'Friday today.' Tomorrow I will not know it's Saturday until I look at my watch. My watchband broke, I was crippled. I have no concept of time, I have no concept of dates.

I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody.

New York was at the forefront of rap, so because of all the great people who have gone before me, being a rapper from Queens, I have to live up to those standards. I'm basically just a regular guy who says what he feels and likes to joke. I like long walks on the beach... and I love rap.

In Korea, I do different kinds of genres. So, like that, I would like to do a lot of good acting films.