Harlan Ellison

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Nobody escapes age and gravity.

To say more, is to say less.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

When belief in a god dies, the god dies.

People on the outside think there's something magical about writing, that you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down in the morning with a story, but it isn't like that. You sit in back of the typewriter and you work, and that's all there is to it.