The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

To say more, is to say less.

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

When belief in a god dies, the god dies.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

Nobody escapes age and gravity.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

People on the outside think there's something magical about writing, that you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down in the morning with a story, but it isn't like that. You sit in back of the typewriter and you work, and that's all there is to it.

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.

I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their stupidity, had a kind of intelligence and an upright good sense, which cannot be the characteristics of fools.

We are bound to lose Ireland in consequence of years of cruelty, stupidity and misgovernment and I would rather lose her as a friend than as a foe.

If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.

Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.

Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity.

Stupidity, outrage, vanity, cruelty, iniquity, bad faith, falsehood - we fail to see the whole array when it is facing in the same direction as we.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary mediocrity and colossal stupidity. Otherwise, it was great.

We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves.

Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.

To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Whoever looks at America will see: the ship is powered by stupidity, corruption, or prejudice.

The greatest danger of bombs is in the explosion of stupidity that they provoke.

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

My background was art school, documentary director and surfer with a keen interest in thrilling acts of life threatening stupidity.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.

Stupidity trumps Machiavelli almost every time when you are looking for an explanation.

I've been on the other side of the table many times, trying to get people to be sympathetic to projects, and I've been the victim of that kind of intense kindness masking extreme stupidity.

The music industry's actions at the time of 9/11 and since have been actions driven by patriotism in most instances, and greed and stupidity to a lesser degree. Sounds like real life doesn't it?

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Do not ever say that the desire to "do good" by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.

An inability to handle language is not the same thing as stupidity.