There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Whether you are sixteen or over sixty, remember, understatement is the rule of a fine makeup artist.

All the American women had purple noses and gray lips and their faces were chalk white from terrible powder. I recognized that the United States could be my life's work.

Men are just as vain as women, and sometimes even more so.

Hard work keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and spirit.

Adjust your makeup to the light in which your wear it.

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.

Daylight reveals color; artificial light drains it.

Whether you are sixteen or over sixty remember understatement is the rule of a fine makeup artist.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.

What motivates me in art is the ugly and beautiful nature of the truth. It has to be truthful and honest, even if it is ugly and grotesque.

The 2000 election exposed some ugly history in our country.

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

When people screamed novelty the first time around talking about an ugly video and stuff I was really insulted because, hold on a minute, everyone you see in the video are real life.

Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.

It never got ugly, although it got a bit strange at times.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

There is no spot of ground, however arid, bare or ugly, that cannot be tamed into such a state as may give an impression of beauty and delight.

My swing is no uglier than Arnold Palmer's, and it's the same ugly swing every time.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

The growing tide of anti-Semitism shocks the conscious of everyone who values freedom, and the ugly, hateful acts particularly stain the character of democracies where liberty and religious freedom are supposed to be respected.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

Once upon a time there was a Queen who had a son so ugly and so misshapen that it was long disputed whether he had human form. A fairy who was at his birth said, however, that he would be very amiable for all that, since he would have uncommon good sense.

I believe that the people, instead of pretty lies, should be told the truth, no matter how ugly it may be. What can we do, destiny hasn't been kind to us; but, with the help of God, we will prevail.

Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle.

I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

The only lesson to extract from any civil war is that it's pointless and futile and ugly, and that there is nothing glamorous or heroic about it. There are heroes, but the causes are never heroic.

When I was very young I was the ugly duckling. I had a lot of complexes. My sister was wonderful and I was nothing.

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.

There is no such thing as an ugly language. Today I hear every language as if it were the only one, and when I hear of one that is dying, it overwhelms me as though it were the death of the earth.

There are the manufacturing multitudes of England; they must have work, and find markets for their work; if machines and the Black Country are ugly, famine would be uglier still.

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Our music's kind of about taking something ugly and making it beautiful.

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.

There are only two things: love, all sorts of love, with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington. Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly.

As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV.

The Stones were nasty and ugly and doing songs I was familiar with.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

But Hezbollah now has reared its ugly head in a way that threatens the entire free world. And they want, by their own charter and definition, the destruction of Israel and Christians. That is the truth. That is in their charter.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.