He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

A-Rod don't want to be the straw that stirs the drink. He want to be known as a fair guy who goes out and help a team to win a pennant. He's a great guy.

Everybody complaining about their average and all that, but I wanted be in there where I can help my team no matter what situation. And a lot of days, I didn't have it.

Going on twenty years, I've seen A-Rod getting better in different programs. He's one of the hardest-working guys there.

Good arms are overrated.

I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them, there's no use getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them, what's the use in getting upset?

I don't like to lose. I don't care where it is.

I thought I had a shot to play for the Dolphins.

I went to North Carolina to play football.

I'm a Clint Eastwood man.

If you strike out or look bad on the field, we'd get on each other. If you can't take the heat, you gotta get out of the kitchen.

We yelled, mostly, but bad enough that you wanted to fight. That's how we became winners. We fought each other. When you did something wrong, we'd tell you about it.

What I liked was to set the tone - set the pace for the team. I know when we're starting the game, I can get on and steal a base, then a guy bring me in. Then we're in the lead and in a good position to win. That was the most exciting thing - to help the team.

You don't think about the cold weather. I'm just going to go out and play ball, do the best I can, and hope the team wins.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat and the dog was walking.

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.

What motivates me in art is the ugly and beautiful nature of the truth. It has to be truthful and honest, even if it is ugly and grotesque.

The 2000 election exposed some ugly history in our country.

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

When people screamed novelty the first time around talking about an ugly video and stuff I was really insulted because, hold on a minute, everyone you see in the video are real life.

Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.

It never got ugly, although it got a bit strange at times.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

There is no spot of ground, however arid, bare or ugly, that cannot be tamed into such a state as may give an impression of beauty and delight.

My swing is no uglier than Arnold Palmer's, and it's the same ugly swing every time.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

The growing tide of anti-Semitism shocks the conscious of everyone who values freedom, and the ugly, hateful acts particularly stain the character of democracies where liberty and religious freedom are supposed to be respected.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

Once upon a time there was a Queen who had a son so ugly and so misshapen that it was long disputed whether he had human form. A fairy who was at his birth said, however, that he would be very amiable for all that, since he would have uncommon good sense.

I believe that the people, instead of pretty lies, should be told the truth, no matter how ugly it may be. What can we do, destiny hasn't been kind to us; but, with the help of God, we will prevail.

Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'