Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Cats rule the world.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

I stop short of being a workaholic.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences.

I try not to pass judgment on anyone, and I wish they wouldn't pass it on me.

I like junk food, French fries, hamburgers - I love it.

Whether you stay private or go public, after all is said and done, a CEO's job is to create lasting shareholder value.

Forbidden love provides happiness when there is no happiness.

To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by the one you love is everything

And taking more money out of the private economy and having the government perform as it has poorly done with the stimulus I don't think is the right way to go.

As a director, if you know what you want, then it's not scary.

I took myself out of the business to study film at NYU and the School of Visual Arts. I grew up on movie sets and was fascinated with the camera and behind-the-scenes work. I felt it would help my career as an actor if I knew all aspects of film.

People desire to separate their worlds into polarities of dark and light, ugly and beautiful, good and evil, right and wrong, inside and outside. Polarities serve us in our learning and growth, but as souls we are all.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Customer discovery is the process of translating a founder's vision for the company into hypotheses about each component of the business model and creating a set of experiments to test each hypothesis.

I was pretty locked up emotionally as a kid - my family situation was tumultuous. But I was extroverted. So when I was in pain, I would tell jokes instead of expressing myself.

Cultures have long heard wisdom in non human voices Apollo god of music medicine and knowledge came to Delphi in the form of a dolphin. But dolphins which fill the oceans with blipping and chirping and whales which mew and caw in ultramarine jazz a true rhapsody in blue are hunted to the edge of silence.

The best steel doesn't always shine the brightest.

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.

We cannot change the cards we are dealt just how we play the hand.

Often we women are risk averse. I needed the push. Now more than ever young women need more seasoned women to provide that encouragement to take a risk to go for it. Once a glass ceiling is broken it stays broken.

When people around me are getting rattled, I may just close my eyes and do a breathing exercise.

I just want to thank everyone for their support. Sometimes friends need the help of their friends to get by.

Rhythm and sounds are born with syllables.

I try to learn on each project, try to really feel what the characters are feeling.

When someone is anonymous, it opens the door to all kinds of antisocial behavior, as seen by the Ku Klux Klan.

I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I'm actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they, in turn, were my life lessons.