I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

Nutrition makes me puke.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

The only corporate social responsibility a company has is to maximize its profits.

It seems to be the way I get jobs - I book a holiday, I get to the other side of the world, then I'll get the job.

My dad had a lot of bad luck. You could see his suffering, his terrible suffering, living a life that was disappointing and looking for another one.

If you spend a whole afternoon just eating popcorn and watching football, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But if that's all you do, you get swept along with the tide, without any idea of where you're going.

I'm not going to put out a Christmas CD until it's coming out of me naturally.

The original 'Star Trek' series is the classic one. Its successor, 'The Next Generation,' is less lovable, but at its best, it's smarter.

I've got this fear of becoming comfortable.

In France, a first lady has no status, and therefore she isn't supposed to do anything else.

Each step of the way, I'm learning. When I leave an interview, I learn whether I feel, 'Oh, that was nice,' or that made me feel like a little piece of me was taken.

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future in life.

I'm trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don't know if there's any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.

The greatest concubines in history knew that everything revealed with nothing concealed is a bore.

When you have a creative mind it doesnt stop going.

As a Business Ambassador, I am delighted to help both new and established British designers receive the recognition they deserve in the global fashion arena.

We had to leave Australia to become international stars.

Machines built by human beings they will function correctly if we provide them with a very specific environment. But if that environment is changed, they won't function at all.

Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one of God's best gifts. It involves many things, but above all, the power of going out of one's self, and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another.

Australia is a remarkable country with incredible technical and physical resources and a capacity to be a world leader in renewables.

Getting sequestered and not really knowing what to do with your time and then discovering, 'Oh, I can watch a bunch of horror movies' has probably played out in a lot of people's discovery of horror.

When you go into a fight saying you're probably going to lose, you're probably going to lose.

Everybody's got regrets. Everybody's made mistakes. Nobody's perfect.

Before 'Fringe' I was in 'Dirty Sexy Money' playing Jeremy Darling who was this bratty New York socialite.

To develop drugs for people, we basically dismantle the system. In the lab, we look at things the size of a cell or two. We dismantle life into very small models.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.