I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

Nutrition makes me puke.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

And it's interesting, but I'm always interested in the story behind the story.

I'd like to believe that tomorrow is another challenge for me. I'm sure there is lots more for me to do, because there is lots and lots of stuff still to be explored.

Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost.

There have been low moments before, but Christianity is an incredibly adaptable organism, using different parts of its repertoire to mutate into new ecological niches, yet preserving intact its story of grace, of love improbably triumphant.

I've been complimented enough and asked to run for various offices out here in Utah, but right now, I'm not interested. I don't know that I have the stomach for it.

Football brings you lots of lovely things, but then you have to realise that it's actually a job.

Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the economy, impede the rule of law, and cripple national defense were guided by a coherent ideology instead of smug ignorance.

There are no signposts in the sky to show a man has passed that way before. There are no channels marked. The flier breaks each second into new uncharted seas.

I have discovered I cannot dream up characters as incredible as the ones I meet in the wilderness.

There is no greater distance than that between a man in prayer and God.

I think it is fundamental to understand that the ethics of politics indicate that you should concentrate your efforts on those marginalized people who live in poverty with few opportunities to develop individually.

I don't see how you can separate human rights and the rights of all people, no matter what their sexual orientation is.

Every breach you look at occurred because somebody inside did something they weren't supposed to do. Sometimes there's an accomplice, but most of the time, it's innocent.

I have major sleeping problems. I'd rather be up thinking about things than actually sleeping.

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment.

Life externalizes at the level of our thought

The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness.

Going to a museum is one of those inexplicably tiring things. You're not actually doing anything, more shifting your weight from room to room than walking. And yet it is one of the more tiring things one can do, no matter how thrilled you are by the exhibits.

The thing I always try to hold onto with 'BoJack' and with 'Flaked' is that maybe there is a sliver of hope that they are going to turn it around. They are just having a tough time getting there. And that's the thing with 'BoJack' - he is obviously depressed.

Truth comes to us mediated by human love.

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

I've thought a lot about how if something horrible happened, and if it were like 'The Road' situation, I've decided I don't want to survive past the death of society as we know it.

If poetry should address itself to the same needs and aspirations, the same hopes and fears, to which the Bible addresses itself, it might rival it in distribution.

A majority of my YouTube friends I've made because I made a trip down to California and literally tweeted them saying, 'Hey! Come over - let's shoot something!' And then two strangers will just meet up, talk, and shoot something.