We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.

If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

Nutrition makes me puke.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

What drives me is really just being able to be a blessing to someone, you know. I really enjoy that, and as much as I can do, I will.

The old approach of sacrificing the needs of one group to benefit another just won't work.

I am better able to imagine hell than heaven; it is my inheritance, I suppose.

I grew up watching Jim Carrey, and I was like, 'I want to be like him. I want to do what exactly what he does.' YouTube was just a platform, kind of like a trampoline to, like, bounce into it at a faster rate.

When you're used to being prepared to reject conventional wisdom, it leaves you open to learn more.

I just go into a game and try to look at the situation and what needs to be done. I try to execute.

The President and I agree that Social Security needs to be preserved so that we can ensure that all Americans receive the retirement benefits they've been promised. But we disagree as to how best to fix the system.

Remember the unremembered love the unloved salute the unsaluted hear the unheard do the things which have not been done

Concern should drive us into action, not into a depression.

As for the assertion that nuclear weapons prevent wars, how many more wars are needed to refute this arguments? Tens of millions have died in the many wars that have taken place since 1945.

Violence has been a part of films since the beginning of time. It's been a form of entertainment.

Indeed, the night sky is the part of our environment that's been common to all cultures throughout human history. All have gazed up at the 'vault of heaven' and interpreted it in their own way.

The rise to prominence of the Saudi novel in Arabic is the great man-bites-dog of recent world literature. Saudi Arabia is a country without a free press, where European styles and forms are distrusted and where the female half of the population became literate only in this generation.

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

You want the good life? You live where white people live, you go to school where white people go to school, and you shop where white people shop.

I'm just quizzical about how things work and why things are.

Translation is not original creation - that is what one must remember. In translation, some loss is inevitable.

A budget is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went

I offer my performance as prayer for someone I've worked with as an actor or someone who has died. The image that comes into my head as I walk to the stage, I offer that performance up for that person.

Theres nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate.

If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.

By nature I'm sort of an introvert.

A man who wont die for something is not fit to live.

I like the weight, look, and feel of a book. I enjoy turning the pages, and frequently scan the spines of my many books on the wall, each title a reminder of the stored information and creative thoughts contained therein.