Joe Moore

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

America: Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

Home is where you can say anything you please because nobody pays any attention to you anyway.

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.