It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

America: Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.

Home is where you can say anything you please because nobody pays any attention to you anyway.

As women, we feel we can't ask for things. There's been a lot of research done recently and, more often than not, if a woman goes in to ask for a raise, she'll get it. But she's thinking, 'Do I deserve it? I've got to give a list of why I deserve it.' Whereas a man will just go in and ask for a raise. It's so scary.

A cultivated and decent man cannot be vain without setting a fearfully high standard for himself and without despising and almost hating himself at certain moments.

If there's a silver bullet in the battle to recapture Albany, it is the re-engagement of our citizens. This capital has become a physical metaphor for the isolation and alienation of our people.

And she was fair as is the rose in May.

Democracy as a system has evolved into something that Thomas Jefferson didn't anticipate.

Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.

Sometimes the best cure for life's woes is a sense of humor.

I feel it's a responsibility for anyone who breaks through a certain ceiling... to send the elevator back down and give others a helpful lift.

I've had a very fortunate, very privileged life. I say it with all humility because it could change tomorrow.

I just try to do as well as possible.

I've been really lucky. I'll completely forget that I'm a celebrity. And then something will happen, and I'll go, 'Oh, right.'

I don't think I could do a reality show, no.

If Nord Stream was built in Europe, I see no reason why South Stream cannot be built as well.

We have emotions for a reason; for instance, imagine pain. You have pain so that if you touch something that's hot, or if you slam your hand with a hammer, you will pull your hand away and not do that again.

Consideration for others is the basic of a good life a good society.

Our communications reflect in our countenance. Therefore, we must be careful not only what we communicate, but also how we do so. Souls can be strengthened or shattered by the message and the manner in which we communicate.

The art of living is the art of bringing dreams and reality together.

Look, obviously that was - created quite a firestorm, but Newsweek editors have made clear that this was a situation where, you know, a solid, well-placed source provided some information.

I've never done anything for money. My first love is things of limited commercial appeal. I could be happy doing Shakespeare for the rest of my life.

I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

A graphic is never an end in itself it is a moment in the process of decision making.

I can't find a reason to be for this war. I've looked, and I can't, so I'm not.

I am very much afraid of definitions, and yet one is almost forced to make them. One must take care, too, not to be inhibited by them.