I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.

He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again.

One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them.

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.

I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.

There was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones.

No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

More always means worse.

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for.

I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad.

Thank you for the good times the days you filled with pleasure. Thank you for fond memories and for feelings Ill always treasure.

Few rappers realize the genre sprang from West African griots through Delta slave songs to jazz poetry and the comedic trash talk of 'the dozens.'

You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them.

People are taken aback by a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life and isn't going to let anyone get in her way. And you know what it's all about? Jealousy.

Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone's problems that you don't necessarily actually know anything about.

Back then, before the Internet, you had these paper catalogs that you ordered all the food from. So, we flipped through the catalogs, looked up the food we wanted, called them up, and they would show up in trucks.

To me, doing a gay pride show is one of the most fun things. My first show that paid more than $10,000 was in a gay club on New Year's Eve in San Francisco.

More people saw the pilot of 'Glee' than saw me in my entire 10-year career on Broadway.

What is sad for women of my generation is that they weren't supposed to work if they had families. What were they going to do when the children are grown - watch the raindrops coming down the window pane?

I think the more you do as an actor, the more facility you have to switch on and off.

My friends call me Miss Worst Case Scenario.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

Every writer writes in different ways, and so some write the music first, while others write the lyrics first, and some write while they are doing other things, and it is just nice to see how other writers are writing.

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.

I think it's important to keep your own identity when you've got a baby.

Because of my Portuguese heritage, I have an interest in all of the instrumentation that comes from Portugal and Brazil as well.

When I was very young I never thought I was attractive, because I was a tomboy and I was always the biggest girl in the class.

In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.

Do what you love doing.

At the core of my dad is, he has a very strong faith. He believes very firmly in loving God.

I didn't believe in team motivation. I believe in getting a team prepared so it knows it will have the necessary confidence when it steps on the field and be prepared to play a good game.

What interests me more than dramatic heroics are the domestic things: How do people do laundry and find food when the world is about to end?

I wish there were two of me and 48-hour days so I could get everything done. But for me, I have to not try and think that everything has to be 100% perfect all the time and leave room for error. As long as my kids feel loved and a priority, everything really is secondary.