I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

The more things you do, the more you can do.

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn' t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

I'm not sure that I want to be without some lack of confidence. If you are too sure of yourself, you don't grow. You may feel confident in some things, but other fields come up as a challenge. And if you don't anticipate trouble, you will be in trouble.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

TV started for me just as a means of keeping my husband Desi off the road. He'd been on tour with his band since he got out of the Army, and we were in our 11th year of marriage and wanted to have children.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age.

It wasnt love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Once in his life every man is entitled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead

In life all good things come hard but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

My ideal of womanhood has always been the pioneer woman who fought and worked at her husband's side. She bore the children, kept the home fires burning; she was the hub of the family, the planner and the dreamer.

At the end, the realization is that she had to get to a place in her life where she could drop her guard and make peace with the fact that whether she had a small amount of time, that she had to kind of live it completely through, instead of living by the rules.

President Johnson and I have a lot in common. We were both born in small towns and we're both fortunate in the fact that we think we married above ourselves.

The fact is I've been in Massachusetts for the last two weeks, and it seems over the last few days that the price is increasing by the hour at the pump, so there needs to be an aggressive investigation.

In fact, it is a farce to call any being virtuous whose virtues do not result from the exercise of its own reason.

Working-class Americans have waited too long, close to a decade in fact, for an increase in the minimum wage. This has been the second longest period without a pay raise since the Federal minimum wage law was first enacted in 1938.

The fact is, Latinos now own their own lives and I believe they can afford to look back without judgment.

The fact that it's science fiction gives you the license to do anything you want to do.

It has to do with the fact that Ford, for all his greatness, is an Irish egomaniac, as anyone who knows him will say.

I never knew a more presumptuous person than myself. The fact that I say that shows that what I say is true.

I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like.

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's because we're so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh - in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh.