You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

To you liberals of course goats are just sheep from broken homes.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work.

Second, a quarter to a third of those who listen to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are liberals.

A growing awareness of the depth of popular attachment to the family has led some liberals to concede that family is not just a buzzword for reaction.

Indeed, Miss Manners has come to believe that the basic political division in this country is not between liberals and conservatives but between those who believe that they should have a say in the love lives of strangers and those who do not.

Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.

Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.

He was my favorite senator... I love him. He made the liberals squeal.

There aren't any liberals left in New York. They've all been mugged by now.

Inside of many liberals is a fascist struggling to get out.

Incredible that liberals aren't more concerned about the monopoly of information in South Dakota.

I have the greatest sympathy with the growth of the socialist party. I think they understand the evils that surround us and hammer them into people's minds better than we Liberals.

Conservatives divide the world in terms of good and evil while liberals do it in terms of the rich and poor.

Conservatives truly love America and support the armed forces, while liberals are unpatriotic draft dodgers.

Liberals subscribe to the new flexible, pluralistic definition of the family; their defense of families carries no conviction.

It's not that conservatives don't care. We do. We just have different answers than liberals do. It's a difference of the mind, not of the heart.

If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it's wrong. It's just wrong.

Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?

As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas. Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and none of the original ideas is sound.

We have to stress our conservative credentials and emphasize that we are the natural, national alternative to the Liberals. Clearly the Alliance has shown it can't break out of its Western box. The Alliance is at single-digit support in three quarters of the country.

Let's leave behind the predictable and stale debate between liberals and conservatives. Let's take the resources that we have, and prioritize, and manage, and focus our energy on just doing things that count - on real results.

You know, I think, people of all stripes in California, Republicans, Democrats, conservatives, liberals, frankly, as I have traveled the state, the number one issue is jobs. And they are looking for which candidate can get the economy back on track.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

If liberals want to send tens of millions of dollars down the drain, I have no problem with that.

The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place.

It wouldn't be fair to say that conservatives cherish property the way liberals cherish equality. But it would be fair to say that the takings clause is the conservatives' recipe for judicial activism just as they say liberals have misused the equal protection clause.

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

My faith has been the driving thing of my life. I think it is important that people who are perceived as liberals not be afraid of talking about moral and community values.

Liberals are concerned about the concentration of wealth because it almost inevitably leads to a concentration of power that undermines democracy.

There's the great line: the definition of a liberal is someone who's afraid to take their own side in a fight. And that's my problem with my fellow liberals.

There was no doubt that there was a vast organization which was making fools of all the liberals in Hollywood and taking their money, that there was a police state among the Left element in Hollywood and Broadway.

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

Liberals believe they own the franchise on minorities and can't stand any Hispanic or black who breaks rank.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

The Liberals have been pressing for the brief on the basis of which he said there was authority for war.

You can bring down governments, you can do a lot of things that are in your own interests even though liberals will get very antsy when you start talking about it.

The liberals in the House strongly resemble liberals I have known through the last two decades in the civil rights conflict. When it comes time to show on which side they will be counted, they excuse themselves.

When you practice reporting for as long as I have, you keep yourself at a distance from True Believers. Either conservatives or liberals or Democrats or Republicans.

The reality is the cap-and-trade legislation offered by the Democrats amounts to an economic declaration of war on the Midwest by liberals on Capitol Hill.