It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

The only way to defeat evil is by taking advantage of our freedoms.

God will not move unless I say it. Why? because He has made us coworkers with Him. He set things up that way.

I had a very dysfunctional family, and a very hard childhood. So I made a world out of words. And it was my salvation.

Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.

Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.

I had not been in the jazz environment, having been brought up in the church. But once I got to New York, and I was signed to perform at The Village Gate and the Vanguard and clubs like that, and these - the Vanguard was one of the most elite, if not the most elite, jazz club out there.

The question confronting the Church today is not any longer whether the man in the street can grasp a religious message, but how to employ the communications media so as to let him have the full impact of the Gospel message.

In the early Seventies, I started writing a little autobiographical novel about my childhood - I made it into a mystery story.

The liberty of the Press is the Palladium of all the civil, political and religious rights of an Englishman.

Ye stars! which are the poetry of heaven!

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

If you're living with a scientist, you see the world differently than you do with a humanist. It's in some ways very subtle, the differences in perceiving reality.

You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam. Sharing is caring

I was a big fan of 'Six Feet Under.' So, I got a bootleg copy of the first four episodes on videotape, watched them and was instantly into it. During the first episode, I was like, 'Eh.' By the time I got to the second one, I couldn't watch them fast enough. I got on the phone that night, called Time Warner cable and ordered HBO right then.

Concentration is the creation of the instrument meditation is the right use of it contemplation transcends it.

Is marriage for ever? I think you get married with the intention that it will be, but who knows?

We can't begin to feed ourselves with a local-centric system if we lock up land in royal manor models.

I come from a family that was very strong, very successful, very bizarre, and terrifically exciting. Being a Korda is something I regard as special - not wonderful, or worthy of a national monument, but special.

We should make it as easy as possible to be able to get a legal work visa - not citizenship, not a green card. Just a work visa, with a background check and a Social Security card so that applicable taxes would get paid.

We people of the Earth exist because our potential was there in the Big Bang, 13.7 billion years ago, as the universe exploded into being.

Dogmatism makes for scientific anemia.

I was raised on a little farm about 12 miles out of Portsmouth, Ohio.

People are amazed to see that I wrote all the words and music myself to 'Stan Freberg Presents The United States Of America.'

My fans like a certain quality and a certain level of music. Once I give it to them, they seem pretty happy.