Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

One should always be happy, irrespective of what you achieve in a match or in life. That's how I live my life.

I love America - I'm not saying that I love Americans. I don't know. It just seems a bit more optimistic. I don't know - in England, if you do something successful, people hate you. Whereas in America, if you do something successful, people will pat you on the back and say, 'Hey, well done.' People are jealous and negative in England.

When Gore Vidal was coming up, there were three major channels, and he could count on a big audience when he debated someone like William F. Buckley on TV.

Triceratops is very common: they are the cows of the Cretaceous; they are everywhere.

From the dawn of history, science has probed the universe of unknowns, searching for the uniting laws of nature.

I don't think there's ever been any music quite like what we came up with.

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it.

Learn from each one of your defeats; your losses must be as close to you as your victories.

When someone comes forward and is an individual, such as a Lady Gaga or a Katy Perry, people respond to them because there is that sense of innocence. It's obviously dress up and theatre.

I am not a passenger in anything I do.

Hygiene sometimes just isnt a priority with some people. So my public health message is basically this bathe.

In the months leading up to World War II, there was a tendency among many Americans to talk absently about the trouble in Europe. Nothing that happened an ocean away seemed very threatening.

Yet Aristotle's excellence of substance, so far from being associated with the grand style, is associated with something that at times comes perilously near jargon.

I like to write. Prolific is part of who I am.

Political parties could learn a lot from pro wrestling, as we have our passionate base, too, but we don't necessarily gear our show around them.

We've got jihadists. That doesn't mean that all Muslims are problems with respect to terrorism, but there is something going on here. We've got a problem dealing with one aspect of one portion of modern Islam - just as hundreds of years ago the world had a problem with Torquemada and the Spanish Inquisition.

Take care that old age does not wrinkle your spirit even more than your face.

I ask all Americans with a conscience to shun anything and everything to do with the murderous state of Georgia.

Regis has a great rapport with the American public.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

I've always loved history, from my youngest memories. My father enjoyed the great stories of history, like Hereward the Wake, Robin Hood, and Richard the Lionheart, and he shared them with me. I went on to do a degree in history, though I found it rather dry, because it was mostly about politics rather than dashing individuals!

Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me.

Yeah, I think that his great creation was not any one product but a company in which creativity was connected to great engineering. And that will survive at least while the current people who trained under Steve are there.

Visually speaking, nothing calls Shakespeare to mind like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.