Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.

Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs.

I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.

In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.

I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.

Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.

When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.

One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.

We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.

It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.

The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable.

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.

Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.

You have to really think about things before you do them.

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.

I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.

I just love writing. It's magical, it's somewhere else to go, it's somewhere much more dreadful, somewhere much more exciting. Somewhere I feel I belong, possibly more than in the so-called real world.

I'd like to work with kids in special education - younger kids.

When you wake up, instead of checking emails on your phone, or counting your retweets, pick up a pen and scratch a few sentences into a notebook.

Set your sights so high that even failure has in it an echo of glory.

Adventure is a path. Real adventure, self-determined, self-motivated, often risky, forces you to have firsthand encounters with the world.

I was coerced into taking piano lessons in the early '50s. It was a quite unpleasant experience.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

In our period, they say there is free speech. They say there is no penalty for poets, There is no penalty for writing poems. They say this. This is the penalty.

That whole environment was just incompatible with my beliefs and my personality. It was a dark time for me.

I was born in Europe... and I've traveled all over the world. I can tell you that there is no place, no country, that is more compassionate, more generous, more accepting, and more welcoming than the United States of America.

I guess my mission statement is now to let the world know on a global scale that WWE certainly is a wonderful form of entertainment, but its superstars are more than just superstars inside the ring. They do so much more outside the ring and have so much more to offer.

Motherhood runs its own way and is measured with another watch that, unfortunately, we can't control.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny

You learn from the things that happen in your career. You get up and down. You never give up. All the things that happened in my career, thank God it happened early rather than late in my career.

I've really got no complaints about the way I played, just extremely frustrating with the putter and I'm sure there's a lot of other players saying the same thing except the guy who's going to win the golf tournament.

The spirit around leaving New York, for me, was that I just felt I needed to do something really outside of my comfort zone. And I really couldn't tell you at the time why I needed to do it. It wasn't like I was running from something dark; it was a desire to shake things up.

I am aware of the thesis that the United States has long since invested exclusively in stability and this has obviated democratic transformation in the Middle East.

Maybe there are too many restaurants. Maybe some of mine need to close. So be it. I'll live with the market place.

No one escapes being haunted by something that absolutely terrifies them to the core but very few feel its okay to admit what it is that haunts us.

I think even before I knew I wanted to be a rapper, I wanted to be an entertainer. I was really into Michael Jackson as a kid.