Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee.

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.

First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.

None of the great discoveries was made by a 'specialist' or a 'researcher'.

Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature.

In diagnosis think of the easy first.

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice.

The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty - not marble floors and foundations.

You must learn to talk clearly. The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off your tongues is mental garbage.

Whenever ideas fail, men invent words.

Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof.

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors.

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.

A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions.

Research has been called good business, a necessity, a gamble, a game. It is none of these - it's a state of mind.

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill.

We humans are the greatest of earth's parasites.

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee.

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs - they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.

Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science.

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.

Life preys upon life. This is biologys most fundamental fact.

There is no substitute for mothers milk.

Sweat silently. Lets have no squawking about a little expenditure of energy.

All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.

If a patient cannot clean his teeth no dentist can clean them for him.

Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself.

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion.

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugsthey are weak men. Only strong men are cured and they cure themselves.

Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throats.

Education should be exercise it has become massage.

Since the Middle Ages progress in hygiene has been characterized by the conquest of stink.

Expect an early death - it will keep you busier.

If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around.

Women don't like advice. They don't want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen.

I don't think a reporter should give advice or make predictions.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.

Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.

No enemy is worse than bad advice.

I'm not in the business of becoming famous. And that's the advice I give to younger aspiring actors. Work onstage and do the little roles. In the end it's not important to be seen. It's important to do. There's a lot of disappointment in this business, but my family keeps me grounded.

Listen kid, take my advice, never hate a song that has sold half a million copies.

My advice to young film-makers is this: don't follow trends, start them!

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice.

All of our affairs, since the union of crowns, have been managed by the advice of English ministers, and the principal offices of the kingdom filled with such men, as the court of England knew would be subservient to their designs.

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to do or that he can't do it on his own.

But I try not to become preoccupied with that because with whatever direction I follow, with whatever advice I've followed or not followed, It's landed me in New York, in a very beautiful hotel, talking to people about something that I love. So I ain't that far off.

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.