In diagnosis think of the easy first.

I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.

First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.

None of the great discoveries was made by a 'specialist' or a 'researcher'.

Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature.

In diagnosis think of the easy first.

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice.

The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty - not marble floors and foundations.

You must learn to talk clearly. The jargon of scientific terminology which rolls off your tongues is mental garbage.

Whenever ideas fail, men invent words.

Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof.

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.

When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors.

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.

A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions.

Research has been called good business, a necessity, a gamble, a game. It is none of these - it's a state of mind.

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill.

We humans are the greatest of earth's parasites.

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee.

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs - they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.

Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science.

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.

Life preys upon life. This is biologys most fundamental fact.

There is no substitute for mothers milk.

Sweat silently. Lets have no squawking about a little expenditure of energy.

All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.

If a patient cannot clean his teeth no dentist can clean them for him.

Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself.

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion.

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugsthey are weak men. Only strong men are cured and they cure themselves.

Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throats.

Education should be exercise it has become massage.

Since the Middle Ages progress in hygiene has been characterized by the conquest of stink.

Expect an early death - it will keep you busier.

If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around.

The principal rule of art is to please and to move. All the other rules were created to achieve this first one.

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end.

Let me first state that I believe that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman.

Entropy theory is indeed a first attempt to deal with global form; but it has not been dealing with structure. All it says is that a large sum of elements may have properties not found in a smaller sample of them.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

The avantgarde are people who don't exactly know where they want to go, but are the first to get there.

I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.

After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.

Before and during the first phase of the war his administration repeatedly maligned the UN but now, that Iraq has turned into a quagmire, it is asking the UN for help.

You look at the whole Human Rights questions, I happened to be there at just the right time when the country was awakening - this goes to the first question you asked - the whole country was awakening to a hundred years of injustice that hadn't been resolved yet.

So, first you have to be able to play with a metronome. Then you take your freedom. If you play in an orchestra, you got to watch the conductor, he is like a metronome, but it is more difficult because he can change rhythms.

My first figure was a SLAYER eagle. And the dragons and the tribals are all I have got.

We're parents first, and once you have kids, everybody knows that you have priority lists. Number one is your family and everything else just kind of finds its place.