A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.

Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.

Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.

Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

Beware the man who doesnt ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!

See, winners embrace hard work.

I mean that at least 80% of the Russian people feel destitute. It's the people who had their past and future taken from them - they don't get paid - many of them face a wall. They have nowhere to go.

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power.

Life is like the moon now full now dark.

If you choose to take a path in life, don't blame other people for the path you've chosen to take.

People think actors have such glamorous lives, but the truth is actors go where nobody wants to go.

One of the things I've realised is that I am very simple. My wife asked me once if I loved her. I said: 'Look love, I'm a simple man. I love you. End of story.' But I guess you gotta keep saying it with women. I guess she needed reassurance.

Sometimes, I wish we were all amateurs again. I'd play for nothing. Ab-so-lute-ly free. But that's not the system.

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.

I wanted to make a point of basing myself at home, being close to my family. I'll never be able to repay Mum and Dad for what they did, but at least they know they'll never have to work another day. I'll do whatever it takes to look after them.

We all struggle. Life is not fun. A lot of times, it's really painful and hard. Sometimes it's really funny. 'Foxcatcher' is kind of like a metaphor for that.

The hunter for aphorisms on human nature has to fish in muddy water, and he is even condemned to find much of his own mind.

I don't want to be a bad role model.

I feel like you listen your whole life, so when you are in the studio, your references are all the songs and music that you know. It just depends on where the songs are going and what attracts you at the moment.

I find that one must accept the people in such a way as they are.

If you're calling yourself a maverick and you're not Dirk Nowitzki, then you are probably not one. In fact, this rule applies to anyone declaring themselves a 'God-fearing Christian' or a 'Man of the people.'

Christ came to take away our sins not our minds.

Credit of time in your life is limited.

The Devil is in the details

The safest road to hell is the gradual one the gentle slope soft underfoot without sudden turnings without milestones without signposts.

I'm just really appreciative of the loyal fans in St. Louis who just lost their team. It's not an easy situation to go through. On the other hand, we have to move forward.

The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first robin.

I think we will be safer when we can concentrate law enforcement and criminal justice resources and energies on those individuals who truly need, for the safety of society... to be incarcerated.

My mom was scared of the old Times Square so I was never allowed to go. Now I'm scared of the new Times Square, so I still never go.