When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.

The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.

Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.

If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

One who doesnt throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

An optimist sees the doughnut the pessimist sees the whole.

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.

Leaping away from my mistakes has propelled me forward. It has great force behind it. It makes for great storytelling.

Instead of looking at the past I put myself ahead twenty years and try to look at what I need to do now in order to get there then

I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they're all Calvin Klein.

One thing is certain. The old Piper Laurie is no more.

The law established by the Creator, which has existed from the beginning, extends over the whole globe, is everywhere and at all times binding upon mankind.

A greater persecution shall befall the Christian Church than has ever been in Africa, and will last until the year 1792, when there will be a revision of centuries.

I think President Obama is trying to deceive the public in pretending that he was not a part of Congress that has made some decisions in the past that got us to where we are today.

I am in a business that's built on record sales and reputation and how your single is doing and where your song is on iTunes. But the kind of music that I do comes from my beliefs.

Her freckles were orange as if somebody had spray painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

When my novel 'Beach Music' came out in 1995, I had included a couple of recipes in the book and had tried to impart some of my love of Roman cuisine and the restaurants of Rome.

I am a practicing Buddhist. I have been for 25 years.

Clinton's a schmuck.

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. That's what I'm doing.

A stage setting is not a background; it is an environment.

I've worked very hard at understanding myself, learning to be assertive. I'm past the point where I worry about people liking me.

I have friends that are super talented, that are far more talented than I am in certain areas, but it just doesn't happen for them. Sometimes you feel guilty for your success because you know people who deserve it way more.

My body of work means nothing to me.

I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.