Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.

We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.

The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.

Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.

If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

One who doesnt throw the dice can never expect to score a six.

An optimist sees the doughnut the pessimist sees the whole.

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's exciting to play a femme fatale.

Our children are not going to be just "our children" - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days.

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

I think few wives would have encouraged this kind of drastic and reckless career shift!

There is no gilding of setting sun or glamor of poetry to light up the ferocious and endless toil of the farmers' wives.

All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.