Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.

I began in an era where four-letter words were not allowed.

I've been working on my autobiography, just pecking away in longhand. The more you write, the more you remember. The more you remember, the more detail you recall. It's not all pleasant!

Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.

A lot happens in 20 years.

Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

I didn't have a childhood.

I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.

It's been a career filled with very low valleys and some wonderful, high peaks.

I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.

I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.

I still have a young attitude.

I went from being an ailing child to a public enemy.

I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.

Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

I first did standup at a lesbian bar. I didn't know it was a lesbian bar at the time, but the lesbians loved me. I was huge among the lesbians and am to this day. I'm thrilled with the lesbian support.

Whenever I go to Germany I find that my readers have T-shirts with my book covers printed on them. They come to all the events, they have gifts and they come with their families. They are always very open to sharing their personal stories.

I'm motivated by entertaining people.

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

I want to say to you, Help yourself, so you can help someone else.

Public sharing is an important part of science.

Most minds think from A to B to G to O, or hold goals and ambitions to keep them going.

If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Don't start living tomorrow, tomorrow never arrives. Start working on your dreams and ambitions today.

My husband's a stunt man, and he dragged me to stunt driving school with him because I hate driving and he felt that it would help to make me feel more comfortable. And it did in certain ways, and in certain ways I'm still not.

Republicans are listening to America's job creators and working to address their concerns with real solutions.

I could care less about being an action actor like Stallone or Schwarzenegger.

Business people across the world are seeing the possibility of Donald Trump being president, and this is a big thing that I believe is inspiring people to put money here in America instead of Germany or other places where we have lot of things going on.

The future will use and dispose of the memories of people that we knew as history sees fit.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

We've become more tolerant because we're tired of the debate.

It's a shame the Manchester United situation turned sour.

Testimony always comes from people who are in some way disempowered.

As the leadership team, we're taking bold and decisive action to evolve our organization and culture. This includes difficult steps, but they are necessary to position Microsoft for future growth and industry leadership.

Once upon a time, if you wanted to talk about the notion of child abandonment, of a mother not being a good mother, that's built into the mother who sends the babes into the woods, and they use the bits of bread or stones to come home again.

I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so big that I question how the human bladder can deal with the intake.

Men are like mascara, they run at the slightest display of emotion.

The truest mark of being born with great qualities, is being born without envy.

Toil and risk are the price of glory, but it is a lovely thing to live with courage and die leaving an everlasting fame.