If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

So you wound up with Apollo. If he's sometimes hard to swallow. Use this.

I was always a character actor. I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood.

The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars.

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I could do with it. I see colors, imagery. It has to have a smell. It's like falling in love. You can't give a reason why.

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

To be an actor you have to be a child.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Who's to say who's an expert?

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character.

Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser.

Acting isn't really a creative profession. It's an interpretative one.

You only grow when you are alone.

Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.

The accusation is always on the first page, and the retraction on page 19.

People like to do what they used to do after theyve stopped being able to do it.

Its always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

If you dont have enemies you dont have character.

Why go out for hamburger when you have steak at home?

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

The spaghetti sauce is a good thing to think about. Morning, noon, and night, think about the spaghetti sauce. Think about hustling other people to buy the spaghetti sauce.

Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.

I could think of worse ways of going than at the poker table.

Air power is like poker. A second-best hand is like none at all - it will cost you dough and win you nothing.

You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.

Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling.

I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking.

I think one of the interesting things about poker is that once you let your ego in, you're done for.

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think "actor" and see some easy money.

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

I am very driven. I work really hard, whether it's acting or my charity or even poker. When I focus on something I give it my all.

I completely take on the risk, the poker game, which being an artist means, and I'm going to try to make a film which honestly reflects what I have in my head.

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Initial feedback we got from people was that Poker could and should be a product in its own right. For us, that was definitely a case of us not seeing the forest for the trees since we are Poker nuts.

I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning.

The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker.

Being able to pit your wits against literally hundreds of other people is really exciting and ultimately the biggest single challenge for a poker player.