No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.

I've already got my rent paid, and it's too late in my life for me to go around talking up stuff that I don't like or believe in.

Well, we all are what we are, I guess you might say by an accident of birth.

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.

I rope steers in team roping events. There's a header and a heeler on a roping team, and I'm the heeler.

I didn't go to acting school, but I've been observing my fellow man for 66 years now, and I would think that's the best school there is.

Everybody that's an actor leaves it for a while 'cause they ain't got a job.

The place was built on the premise that people want to gamble, and they may as well do it here. They look after their clientele, and, hell, they treat me like I'm one of their family.

Hopefully, generations after us will continue to protect, preserve, and look after this wonderful land.

I've got about $30,000 in chips, not near enough.

I live on a ranch in Utah for now, but I'm gonna move. I've got another ranch to move to, but its location is a secret. When I get there, I'm gonna plow the road in behind me.

I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch.

I'm very proud of my heritage.

I resent the fact that people in places like Boston, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco believe that they should be able to tell us how to live our lives, operate our businesses, and what to do with the land that we love and cherish.

I maintain that if there is such a thing as a true and honest environmentalist, it's people like Slim and hopefully me, who have been caretakers of the land all our lives, along with the generations before us.

I'm not anybody's judge; I don't know what motivates people to do what they do. But I have a lot of admiration for anybody who can start with absolutely nothing and make a little something out of it.

I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.

I love watching a good horse do what he's bred to do - I guess that's what I like the most about it. And I love to see good athletes do what they're bred to do.

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning.

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.

I raise quarter horses. Mine are mostly thoroughbred cross horses, a little bigger horses than some people like. I sell them or use them on the ranch. A lot of them go to the rodeo arena and some of them go to racetracks.

Hopefully generations after us will continue to protect preserve and look after this wonderful land.

Living in the past is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.

I could think of worse ways of going than at the poker table.

Air power is like poker. A second-best hand is like none at all - it will cost you dough and win you nothing.

You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.

Yes, I think poker really isn't gambling.

I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking.

I think one of the interesting things about poker is that once you let your ego in, you're done for.

No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think "actor" and see some easy money.

People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker.

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

I am very driven. I work really hard, whether it's acting or my charity or even poker. When I focus on something I give it my all.

I completely take on the risk, the poker game, which being an artist means, and I'm going to try to make a film which honestly reflects what I have in my head.

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Initial feedback we got from people was that Poker could and should be a product in its own right. For us, that was definitely a case of us not seeing the forest for the trees since we are Poker nuts.

I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning.

The only things I'm competitive in are backgammon and poker.

Being able to pit your wits against literally hundreds of other people is really exciting and ultimately the biggest single challenge for a poker player.

My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.

Ninety percent of the hands aren't shown in a poker game.