I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance.

The United States are a political state, or organized society, whose end is government, for the security, welfare, and happiness of all who live under its protection.

The flow of people into the United States into slavery, it follows the other types of immigration into the United States, so people who are trying to build new lives, trying to build a better life.

Whether it is an attempt to bomb the New York City subway system, an attempt to bring down an airplane over Detroit, an attempt to set off a bomb in Times Square... I think that gives us a sense of the breadth of the challenges that we face, and the kinds of things that our enemy is trying to do.

I always thought the real violence in Hollywood isn't what's on the screen. It's what you have to do to raise the money.

All mankind is divided into three classes those that are immovable those that are movable and those that move.

Only God who made us can touch us and change us and save us from ourselves.

I used to not have any confidence when it came to my body - I developed very late in terms of being a girl!

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.

If we're not a good steward of what God gives us, he takes it away. I think that's what happened. I wasn't a good steward of the gift that he gave me in this line of work. I abused it, so he took it away.

Alchemy is about the generation of a psychic construct, a wholeness, a thing which has many properties, which is paradoxical, which is both mind and matter, which can do anything.

It is a little weird now, going over to Heath's place. It's like, 'Hi Heath, hi Nomes.' Very strange!

Almost every time I am in a lectureship on a college campus, young people will say, If there is a God and if he is a loving and merciful God, how do you explain the problems of suffering and death and all the tragedies that happen to people?

I was warped early by Ray Bradbury and Edgar Allan Poe. I was very fond of Franz Kafka.

We need to look at how we can better fortify our force protection at military installations. But also, how can we deal with these mental health issues with our returning veterans? And our suicide rate in the military is twice as high as the average population.

The best advice that I can offer is that being proactive and a careful planner is key. Think about the major things that could shake up your financial life, and I'll bet there are some great ways to protect yourself.

I was obsessed with Chubby Checker and old dances, like the twist.

I just decided that I wasn't going to gain anything by going to school, since we couldn't afford it anyway, so I left school very early and went to work and progressively did things.

Right now, a majority of the debt is owed to foreign interests, Japan being the largest purchaser of government debt today, soon to be surpassed by China as the number one purchaser of our debt in this Nation.

‘Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, and life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button, girl, so cradle your head in your hands and breathe...just breathe.

In the end, my reasons for moving down the timeline and introducing a new cast have more to do with keeping myself entertained, on the assumption that if I get bored, my readers are going to be even more bored.

I got into the soul music, but I wanted to rock. I was a rocker.

It's a very big collaborative effort to do an animated feature and to do a Broadway show.

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!