There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

My worst memory is of my first dance lesson as a 14-year old in Prague. My mother put me in this silver and pink lame dress. My hair was all curled, and it was the first time I wore a garter belt. I felt so out of place!

A person’s true character is ascertained by three parameters: his cup (i.e., his behavior when he drinks), his pocket (i.e., his financial dealings), and his anger.

We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names.

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.

You gotta have WANNA. If you have WANNA you can do anything!

My products and magic are free, but on the commercial side of what I do, the big tech companies are impressed with somebody like me who can emotionalize a piece of technology.

It makes me upset, if not angry, when people assume that there can be no morality without a religious framework. If there's a moral framework without all that religious stuff, it's more valuable.

I like very much to do movies.

I turned popular music on the radio, and I never listened to it again after that, in about 1985. That's when I switched over to classical music, and I pretty much stayed with that since then.

My father paid for my education; then he made it clear that I was on my own.

Every time you borrow money youre robbing your future self.

I've got enough money to live me two lifetimes so I don't have to do nothing I don't want to.

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.

When I was first told about 'Game of Thrones,' I didn't know the books, anything. So I read the pilot, and when I got the first script, it was clear the story was about these people and families and a constant battle for power.

The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its indifference to the basic issues, which now, as always, are moral issues

Everything Marilyn does is different from any other woman, strange and exciting, from the way she talks to the way she uses that magnificent torso.

Virgin America flyers tend to be more likely to be using a mobile device and tapping social networks - even at 35,000 feet.

Arty. To me the word's got as much venom associated with it as 'wacky'.

I'd like to do a really masculine film.

I consider myself straight, but if I met a guy tomorrow and fell in love with him, would I be brave enough to accept that without having to change the way I look at myself?

One should be willing to throw away a dozen ideas to come up with a good one, just as one should throw away a dozen words to come up with the right one.

I'm intelligent enough to survive happily and be compassionate. If I were too smart, I would realize all the ills of the world.

Anything you want to know, you go to Quora and get it. And at the same time, give people a platform that is easy to use for sharing the knowledge.

For me, most writing consists of siphoning out useless pre-story matter, cutting and cutting and cutting, what seems to be endless rewriting, and what is entailed in all that is patience, and waiting, and false starts, and dead ends, and really, in a way, nerve.