Richard Armour

Retired is being tired twice Ive thought first tired of working then tired of not

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance they demand so much attention that a husband and wife concentrating on their children fail to notice each others faults.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

Beauty is only skin deep and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

When it comes to eating you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

Retired is being tired twice Ive thought first tired of working then tired of not.